So, yeah. I’m making this post on my laptop…from the hospital. The doctors said I had temporary amnesia, and it would wear off by the end of the day. I don’t remember much, but, I remember this guy with a red shirt, red cap, and blue overalls, grabing my tale. Then, he spun me around in circles. After that, nothin’. I’m sure I’ll remember by the end of the day.
My nurse is walking in, with a vase of flowers…
Nurse: “These are for you.”
“Who are they from?”
Nurse: “Some evil guy from gerudo named Gannon.”
So, I take them and read the letter that came with it.
“Get well soon. I hope you like these flowers. They’re man-eating venus fly traps. Oh, and by the way, it’s Ganon! Not “Gannon!” I read your blog and you spelled my name wrong! Anyway, get well soon. By the way, there’s a party at my house 8:00 this Friday. Your invited, So get well.”
…I knew I was spelling his name wrong! Well anyway, I guess I’m gonna go to his party. I imagine he’s celebrating meeting his goal on WeghtWatchers. That guy lost a ton of weght!
I mean, seriously, look at his before and after photo:

That, is some serious stuff! He’s gotten taller, too, so, that helped out a lot.