Today, as I was making some Popcorn, I blew my flames over the Kettle-Korn goodness that was Act-II brand popcorn. But, my flames caught the curtans on fire, and as I ripped them off, it scorched my hands! The doctor said I had 2nd degree burns.
“What!?” I yelled. “2nd degree burns!?”
“Yes, you will have to wear these bandages for a week.”
“Got anymore bad news!?”
“Perhaps. Do you realize your health insurance expired?”
“So what?”
“Here’s your bill, sir”
The Bill was several thousand dollars! I yelled, “All you did was say I had 2nd degree burns and you gave me a band-aid!”
“Medical procedures require vast sums of money, sir…”
At the end of the day, I wasn’t the only one with 2nd degree burns. Bwahahahaha!
