When you were dining with Ganon, how did you two get kicked out exactly? And another thing: Did you know in the lower left-hand corner of your blog there is a little black smiley face?
~DmNt
To answer your first question, how did we get kicked out, they knew our only weakness: pastries. Sweet, delicous, delectable, cream filled, pastries. They set them out in the parking lot. We saw them while we starred out the window, and when we realised they were pastries we ran to go get them! But, it turns out, they were decoys! They were made out of play-doh! A note on the box said, “We don’t allow your kind. Stay out of Pizza-Hut.”
“Those racist fools!” I screamed. “Let’s go back inside, Ganon, you use your power of evil to disenegrate their pathetic bodies, while I steal the remaining pizza!”
When we ran back, the door was locked. So, we egged their windows and Toilet-paper-teepeed their Trees! Just like last haloween. Ah, the memories…
To answer your second question, “Did I know in the lower left-hand corner of your blog there is a little black smiley face?” Of course I do. I put that there. It’s not accually a smilely face, It’s something I use to distract you while I sneak into your house and steal all of your stuff. BWAHAHAHA! DmNt, good luck finding your car keys before you go to work tomorrow!
