I escaped the Hospital and I got home. Mario spared 5 of my remaining Minons. Speaking of which, do you guys think I should keep calling them “Minons?” or should I call them “Sevants”, or “Henchmen”, or “Lackeys?” Nevertheless, I now have 5 of what used to be an army of 100 Lackeys.
So, here are the Progress Reports:
Peach is currently in the hands of Mario.
My army consist of two goombas, and three koopas.
The evil castle is in great shape. Mario, just took peach and left without destroing any of the castle. Thank goodness he’s an ignorant Plummer.
In other news, I will be attending the EVC next week. The EVC (The Evil Villan’s Convention) will be awarding evil villans with awards based on their behavior. I imagine Ganon is going to win a great Prize for his performance in Twilight Princess. And other evil people will be their as well, including Zant, Bill Gates, and Myself. So I will be giving information about that next week. Until then, here’s the official banner:
I accually knew that guy in the picture. He was evil. He tied women to train tracks, y’know. Those kind of cliche things.
