Hey guys, great news! Bill’s gonna be at The Evil Villan’s Convention! No, not Bill Gates, Stupid! I already told you he’s going. I’m talking about Bill from “Kill Bill!” I loved that movie. Lotsa evil things in it. For example,
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When Beatrix Gouged out What’s Her Face’s Eye! That was classic.
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Oh, man, I just can’t wait. I’ll tell you all about it saturday. The reason I’m tellin’ on Saturday instead of Thursday is because, I’m invited to the after-party. I’ll be hung over on Friday. And on Friday afternoon, I’m going to clean out my evil closet. Which is practically empty, aside from a couple of extra shells. I need some new shells, by the way. I’ll probably Spray-paint one of them Black. That’s gonna be awesome! I gotta get some cash first but here’s the plan:
I spray-paint the Shell black, the spike’s will be silver, built in XM Radio and fuzzy dice hanging off the rear view mirror, it’s gonna be off the hook! My shell will have the Hydrolic suspention, ect., ect.,
