As, Koopa King, I decided I need to document my greatness.
I’m gonna jump right in and talk about progress reports. Currently, I sent out 50 of my minons to go find and destroy Mario. That leaves me with 25 left here at the castle. Princess Peach is in a cage in the other room, guarded by two goombas and a Koopa. Mario won’t stand a chance. Bwahahahahaha!
So, yeah. I got a new section called Ask Bowser. Got a question? E-mail me at askbowser@yahoo.com, and It’s darn likely that I’ll answer it! So, go ahead! Ask your pathetic question! I’m listening!
As far as my personal life goes, Gannon has invited me to eat at Pizza Hut tonight, and I expect to see him there at 8:00. So goodbye, Losers!
